Satiracl essay

Tired of having to set up difficult and bulky equipment to exercise and paying out your nose for expensive gym memberships and team sport fees? Fed up with the excessive public sweating, UV ray skin damage, and car emissions polluting the planet?
Well, Nintendo has come up with the perfect solution to help with all of these problems. Look no further than the Wii Fit and Wii Sport.
The Wii Fit is a amazing new piece of technology. It is a game that comes with a compact white board that you place on your floor in front of your TV and hook up to your Wii. Wii Sports is a game crammed full of games identical in almost every way to the worlds favorite spots. It can come with life like accessories to make it seem like you are actually playing the sports portrayed.
Don't want to spend $2.99 on a Hoola Hoop? Well you can play the virtual Hoola Hoop game. You stand on the Wii Fit board, spin your hips, and catch virtual Hoola Hoops.
Have no-one to play tennis with, or do not want to waste precious gas driving to a tennis court? Well, buy the Wii Tennis Racket and it is an almost life like interpretation of tennis, minus the running around and disgusting sweating.
Appalled by the price of yoga classes these days. Well, buy the Wii Yogo for Wii fit, and never have to pay for classes again. It may be the same classes over and over again, and they may all be standing up yoga postions, but you can save so much more money that you can spend on Starbucks coffee, Theater Popcorn, and gas.

(to be continued when my creativity comes to me)